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"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
"I puked on your carpet."
"Your kid throws up a lot."
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'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'
'Jenna just got carsick in the back seat.'
"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."
Oh, dear... You'd better pull over, Walter. Junior's gotten carsick again... Wait... No! Oh, goodness! Stop that! Well... Um... Never mind, Walter... Keep going.
Christmas is the time of charity and Frank shared his glogg.
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'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.
'Oh,and by the way honey,don't juggle Cassie around too much--- she's just been fed.'
'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'
"Baldo, can you go to the store with me?"
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"If it's a scary movie, maybe Estella will be all over me!"
'I'm afraid we don't take returns on food!'
Pay as you throw.
'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'
The bulimia cafe.
'As most of our clientele are women we gave the bar a liberating name.'
Feel a little fresher...
'If you just stop throwing up in his mouth, he should be fine.'
'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'
'Yes, I'm feeling much better, thanks.'
'You've been watching the Bulimia Channel. Coming up next--my lunch!'