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"Your kid throws up a lot."
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D-Day (Dad Day)
'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'
'Jenna just got carsick in the back seat.'
Bulimic buffet bars.
"Sorry kids, Mama went drinking last night."
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'That concert was seriously sick!'
Christmas is the time of charity and Frank shared his glogg.
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Madonna of the Pukes.
'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.
Blue Bird Diner: 'Food like mother used to regurgitate.'
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'
"I'll get you an emesis basin, paper or plastic?"
"If it's a scary movie, maybe Estella will be all over me!"
"Baldo, can you go to the store with me?"
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"I think it's past it's sell by date."
'As most of our clientele are women we gave the bar a liberating name.'
'If you just stop throwing up in his mouth, he should be fine.'
'I knew it was a mistake letting him on straight after lunch.'
'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'
Dave's How to Puke Book.
The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking
"Honey! It happened again!"