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Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.
'Excellent - it's unanimous!'
"I'm sorry, Wilson, but here at Tastee Cookie Corp. we no longer recognize the Geneva Conventions."
Tug o war - science vs. technology.
'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'
A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.
Granny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.
'The rule is that you should never eat more than you can lift, and you're not allowed to use a pulley.'