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"It's just us today. Campbell called in ethical."
"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."
'For some strange reason, Smythe, I don't believe you're leaving work because you're not feeling well. Next time don't wear the diving gear, it's a dead giveaway.'
Realistic alarm clock.
'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'
Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.
'Julie? Please tell the boss I can't come in today. I'm receiving emergency treatment for a skin condition.'
'We can't be sure, but we think your car is faking it.'
"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."
'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'
'I'm going to be sick on Monday. I'm telling you now so I don't have to call in.'
'You didn't all go to Mexico, you don't have swine fly, you are not having a week off school.'
'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'
'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'
'This is your best excuse for not coming to work so far, Koslowski, but you'll be sorry if you're shamming again!'
Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...
'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'
"He's been off three and a half weeks now with this trapped nerve."
"I think I should stay home from school, mom, I'm feeling a bit ill...in fact I'm seeing SPOT before my eyes!"
"No, you don't have a fever, so yes you do have to go to school today. . . Remember, you're the teacher!"
"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."