Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
At Michawl Phelps' baptism.
'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'
"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, pulpit, pulpits, church, churches, religions, preach, preaching, preacher, preachers, preached, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, sermon, sermons, story, long, long and boring, boring, bore, bored, heard this, heard before, repeat, repeated, repetitive, irony, ironic, ironically, sunday, christian, christianity, altar, congregation, communication, communicate, storytelling, skill, skills
"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."
Tags:funeral, funerals, service, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, death, dead, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, reverend, reverends, clergyman, clergymen, minister, ministers, sermon, sermons, preach, preaching, pulpit, pulpits, church, churches, modern life, phone, phones, telephones, telephone, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, check, moment of silence, business, take out, observe, irreligious, disrespectful
"...and in conclusion..."
Blessed are the brief.
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'
Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit
'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'
Vicar preaching at pulpit
"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."
A big dog at lectern.
Finger puppets in church.
'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'
'As you know, this church has earned a reputation for pushing the oecumenical envelope!'
'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'
'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'
Vicar losing his place in the sermon.
I realise you're not a regular churchgoer...that's actually my seat.
Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit
'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'
'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'
"The guest pastor gave a really eye-opening talk. It hit me like a punch in the faith."