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"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
'I explored all of my career options and found sitting on a porch was more rewarding than becoming a pumpkin pie.'
"Are you outta your gourd?!!"
"I know squash when I see it."
"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."
'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'
'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'
'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'
'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'
'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'
'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'
'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'
Gran'ma's Pies: 'We award scholarships every year for growing the largest pumpkins!'
'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'
"I don't know which is worse...pumpkin guts or candy corn."
"Does anybody want some pumpkin pie with their politics?"