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Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
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"In my previous life I was arugula."
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'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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Pumpkin Spice Girls
Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop
"Your candle has gone out."
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'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'
"Holiday decorating - done."
Tags:holiday, holidays, decorator, decorators, decorating, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, xmas holiday, xmas holidays, halloween, halloweens, festive period, festive season, christmas tree, xmas tree, xmas trees, christmas trees, jack 'o' lantern, jack o lantern, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins
'Botox...' - pumpkin faces
"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"
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Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, pumpkin farm, pumpkin farms, pumpkin farmer, pumpkin farmers, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, pumpkin spice, trend, trends, fad, fads, season, seasons, seasonal, autumn, fall, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, spice, spiced, spices, convertible, convertibles, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, new car, expensive, expensive car, prosperous, prosperity, wealth, wealthy, new money, money, rich, noveau rich, nouveau riche, newfound wealth, newfound riches, millennial, millennials, basic, pumpkin pie, pumpkin pies, good business, success, successful
'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'
Peter Peter's House.
"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."
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'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'
"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"
'Wow, what a hothead!'
"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."
'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'
"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
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This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...