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"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."
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'I feel a joke coming on...'
'Now, why did I cross over here?' Middle-aged Chicken.
Department of Knock, Knock Jokes: 'Ring bell for service.'
"Then the hard drive says to the floppy, 110010001110011..."
"You're right- things are funnier in threes."
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... To get a better signal.
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"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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Comedians: Before and after political corectness.
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Why the chicken crossed the road...online dating.
'Mildred, it's my way or the highway!' Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
'I don't think much of the punchline.'
"Now WHY would you want to do something like that?"
'It's all about buying stuff. Christmas has become a joke. That's why they call today Boxing Day. It's the punchline.'
"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been wonderful, you've been the audience - goodnight!"
Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.
'I give up, what is nine feet tall and has two fangs and has hair all over its body?'
'Without hearing your inflection, your 'woof, woof, woof' tweet was lost on me.'
'Just tell the joke - forget the mission statement about your commitment to humour.'
'Don't say anything dad, let the cartoonist do a punchline.'
'How long have you had this thing about crossing roads?'