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"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, going out, arriving early, late, lateness, being late, awkward, awkwardness, social awkwardness, socially awkward, introvert, introverts, introverted, standing around, stand around, early, earliness, social norm, socials norm, punctual, punctuality, expectation, expectations, social expectations, middle class, middle class life, first world problems
Panel discussion: absenteeism in the workplace.
"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."
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Tags:punctuality, punctual, protest, protests, protest march, peaceful protest march, protester, protesters, protest marchers, march, marches, parade, parade, placard, placards, dependable, dependability, reliable, reliability, on time, always on time, in good time, on schedule, rally, rallied, rallies, protest rallies, poster, posters, poster boards, poster board, posterboards, posterboard, foam board, foam boards, foamboards, foamboards, demonstration, demonstrations, public demonstration, public demonstrations
"Actually, I'm not as late as usual, Mr. Davis...so technically I'm early!"
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
Watch that always reads: 'Later'.
"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."
It's never too late/It's never too early.
"Sorry I'm late, chief - I fell back when I should have sprung ahead."
Tags:business, management, office, personnel, seasons, spring, language, catchphrases, time change, time changes, spring forward, fall back, autumn, clock change, clock changes, late, late for work, tardy, tardiness, punctuality, punctual, perpetually late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, boss, bosses, angry boss, angry bosses, mankoff
He was way ahead of his time. Well, not way ahead, only about 10 seconds.
'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'
"That contractor you called back in the 90s finally showed up. What should I tell him?"
"The time management consultant rang to say he's running late!"
Tags:time management, manage time, manages time, managing time, consultant, consultants, expert, experts, expertise, late, run late, runs late, running late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality, consult, consults, consulting, life coach, life coaches, coach, coaches, coaching, life coaching, irony, ironic, business consultant, business consultants
'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'
"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"
Tags:chameleon, chameleons, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, biology professor, biology professors, biologist, biologists, change, changes, changing, changing color, changing colors, change colors, change color, change colour, changing colour, changes colour, dress, dresses, dressing, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, late, lateness, punctual, punctuality, tardy, tardiness, nag, nags, nagging
"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Tags:facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties
'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'
Tags:train, trains, locomotive, locomotives, invent, invents, invented, invention, inventions, george stephenson, prototype, prototypes, delay, delays, delayed, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality, strike, strikes, striking, late, late for work, commute, commutes, commuting, commuters, commuter, inventor, inventors
"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"
"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"
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