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"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
'You see? One door closes, and another opens up!'
"Take away their Game Boys!"
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'Y'know, if you think about it, this is like the ultimate 'Go to your room' thing.'
'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'
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'And remember: no more errors or you'll be joining Daniel in the snake pit...'
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'Bad foul! Bad, bad, bad foul!'
'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'
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'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'
"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"
"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."
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'I want you to write on the blackboard 100 times: 'I will not make fun of a classmate just because...'
'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'
"You must be doing something awfully special not to have your cubicle sealed off, filled with water, and then stocked with piranhas."
"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"
"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."
'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'
'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'
'I must be more progressive, I must be more progressive...'
'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'
'Keep those paws inside the car! You wanna lose em?' 'That's better.'
"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"