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'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''
'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
Tags:jail, jails, jailing, post office, post offices, post, posts, posting, mail, mails, mailing, stamp, stamps, postage, postage fee, postage fees, increase, increases, increasing, go up, goes up, going up, punishments, harsh, excessive, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, postal, going postal
A man is trapped in a painting.
Tags:painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, artistry, realistic, curse, curses, cursed, punishments, magic, magical, trapped, stuck, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, painting collection, painting collections, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, perspective, forced perspective
"My imaginary friend doesn't like you to talk to me like that, Dad."
"I hate what we've become."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, life choice, life choice, bad decision, bad decisions, remorse, remorseful, depressed, depressing, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, criminal, criminals, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments, disappointed
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid
"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."
Tags:community service, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, financial crime, financial crimes, investment, investments, insider trading, insider, insiders, inside trade, inside trades, inside trading, prison, avoid prison, avoids prison, avoiding prison, punishments, unequal punishment, inequality, elite, elites
"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."
"You are a senator or you want to be a senator?"
'His lawyer wants his time-out reduced to ten minutes, time served.'
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, fatherhood, motherhood, punishments, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"You missed our anniversary again."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, friend, friends, friendversary, friendversaries, anniversary, anniversaries, missed, forgot, valentines, valentine's day, romantic, time, calendar, calendars, counting the days
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
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Tags:erinyes, fury, furies, three furies, greek myth, greek, greeks, greek mythology, modern update, modern updates, irony, ironic, sarcasm, sarcastic, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, modern times, sins, sinning, vengeance, punishments, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.
"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."
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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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Bribing St. Peter
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