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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
Why College Costs So Much 101.
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'
'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'
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'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
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Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'
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"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"
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"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
Life In Grade A.
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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In the final days of summer vacation, teachers make their critical student trades.
'At least $50 a sandwich board per week, multiplied by 800 students, it'll really help balance the school budget...'
You need to learn punctuation. I'ts, important later! 'in life'
"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."
Tags:teacher, teachers, english teacher, english teachers, english lesson, english lessons, english class, english classes, school, schools, schooling, pupil, pupils, student, students, teacher, teachers, critic, critics, story, stories, aspiring author, aspiring authors, aspiring writer, aspiring writers
'They meet in there. Some kind of support group.'
'First, you have to get their attention.'
'Before we discuss some of Bradley's issues, the superintendent is willing to offer you $25,000 to move out of the district.'
'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'
'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'