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'People think puppy love is so cute. But you never hear a word about puppy divorce.'
"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."
"Try not to fall head over heels in love, son."
'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'
"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."
"Your hat backwards, ponytail and skateboard was cool when we were in the 8th grade. But now that we're 30, it just doesn't have the same charm."
"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"
Games and Love
"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."
"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"
"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"
"I met Mummy a long time ago, and it's fair to say my initial puppy love has blossomed..."
'You gonna eat that pickle?'
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"Oh, that's Daddy. He can't wait to meet you!"
'Do you work underground? - The guys said you were a bit of a gold digger.'
'Oh, it was puppy love alright at the start, but we're still in love after all these years...'
"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"
"Bobby Roberts punched you at recess and again at lunch? He must really like you!"