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'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
"Give me a Manhattan"
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'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
"More Château de Costco?"
Tags:wine, wines, costco, bulk, bulk size, buy in bulk, buying in bulk, wholesale, wholesale price, wholesale prices, wine snob, wine snobs, fine wine, fine wines, boxed wine, boxed wines, box wine, box wines, save, saves, savings, spendthrift, thrifty, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, purchase, purchases, club store, club stores
"I'm not saying this candidate wouldn't be expensive, but he's well within our budget."
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I don't care what the mileage is I can't just show up in a Toyota Prius I man, c'mon, Lorraine - I'm Captain Freakin' America for cryin' out loud
'I'd like to buy a vowel.'
Tags:old man, old men, getting old, getting older, sight loss, loss of sight, glasses, spec, specs, spectacles, spectacle, purchase, purchases, purchasing, purchased, vowel, vowels, eye test, tests, test, eye, eyes, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, doctor, doctors, eye doctor, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...
'And this is the sunken living room.'
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'
'And in addition to a great room, this home has a cool room,super duper room and a totally awesome room.'
'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'
"When I hired you to improve our procurement process I was expecting more than go faster stripes on the strategy document!"
'You don't use chemicals, do you?'
Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment
Tags:exercise, exercises, exercise equipment, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, exercise machine, exercise machines, gather dust, gathers dust, gathering dust, waste, wastes, wasted, purchase, purchases, useless, fitness, physical fitness, personal trainer, personal trainers, gym equipment, newfangled
Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.
'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'
'Pick a card, any card.'
Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day
'Enough EBAY already!'
'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'
'Now this is home just went on the market this morning.'