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"Aren't you the old guy in purchasing whose decades of slavish devotion inspired us to replace you with a small army of sycophants?"
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"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, discount, discounts, code, codes, discount code, discount codes, purchase, purchases, purchasing, purchased, baseball cap, baseball caps, merchendise, merch, merchendising, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential election 2020, buy, buys, buying, new, clothe, clothes, clothing, app, apps, application, applications, alert, alerts, message, messages
"For having made, on impulse, the following purchases --...-- I find you guilty as charged."
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'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
"I'm not saying this candidate wouldn't be expensive, but he's well within our budget."
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I don't care what the mileage is I can't just show up in a Toyota Prius I man, c'mon, Lorraine - I'm Captain Freakin' America for cryin' out loud
'I'd like to buy a vowel.'
Tags:old man, old men, getting old, getting older, sight loss, loss of sight, glasses, spec, specs, spectacles, spectacle, purchase, purchases, purchasing, purchased, vowel, vowels, eye test, tests, test, eye, eyes, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, doctor, doctors, eye doctor, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team,,,'
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...
Fairytale procurement disasters
"When I hired you to improve our procurement process I was expecting more than go faster stripes on the strategy document!"
"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."
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Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.
'Pick a card, any card.'
Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day
'Enough EBAY already!'
Tags:business, company, companies, corporation, corporations, merger, mergers, business merger, business mergers, merging, takeover, takeovers, combining, combination, combinations, consolidation, consolidations, consolidating, foreign, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, japan, japanese, flag, flags, stars and stripes, cross-border, hinomaru, international, economy, economies, money, purchase, purchases, purchasing
"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."
Inappropriate Use of the Word 'Just'
'Should you buy or lease your first wheel?'
'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'
"We've decided to change your punishment -- from now on, you will purchase a lotter ticket every week, only to have your hopes come crashing down each time you inevitably lose."
Tags:sisyphus, boulder, boulders, push, pushes, hill, hills, eternal, eternal punishment, eternal punishments, eternity, greek god, greek gods, change, changes, changed, purchase, purchases, purchasing, ticket, tickets, lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, hope, hopes, crash, crash down, crashing down, inevitable, loss, losses, gamble, gambles, gambling, waste money, wasting money
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'