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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."
Tags:a game, football, footballers, american football, american footballers, football players, coach, coaching, motivate, motivation, motivates, motivating, bring your a game, a game, unperformed, underperform, underperforming, effort, mediocre, mediocrity, push, pushing, inspire, inspiring, rally, rallying, confusion, homophones, coached, plan, planning, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies
Some other drugs you may enjoy.
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"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
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Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
Really Early Vikings
'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
'Fair is fair, Amanda. Now push me already.'
"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
Tags:baby, babies, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, out to eat, dining, dine, dinner, dinners, dine, dines, high society, witch, witches, choke, choking, swallow, swallowed, eaten, eating, push, pushing, women, spoof, spoofs, parodied, parodies, parody, child eater, child-eater, cough, cough up, coughing up, halloween, spooky, scary, happy halloween
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tags:why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, chicken, chickens, bird, birds, animal, animals, cross the road, crossing the road, road, sidewalk, sidewalks, path, paths, pathway, pathways, roads, pressure, push, encourage, encouragement, nervous, afraid, scared, scary, fear, proud, anxious, trying new things, fear of the unknown, trying something new, try something new, bystander, bystanders
'It's carpal tunnel syndrome. You're going to have to quit your job working the bleep button for the Jerry Springer show.'
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Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.
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Pushing Man Bookshelf
'Push! That's it. It's just like passing a football.'
"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"
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Maternity Ward - Push Hard.
"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."
World pushing '7 billion' pram.
Santa being squeezed into chimney by reindeers.
'Puffy, red, tired eyes? Heavy eyelids? Getting heavier? Heavier. Completely relaxed now. On the count of 10, you will awaken fresh, invigorated and ready to support our following sponsors…'
'I thought you weren't feeling good.' 'The doctor told me to push the liquids.'
Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.
'Your dad might be stronger, but my dad's smarter.'
'I've been here 26 years. You can't just push me out that door!'