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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
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'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
Really Early Vikings
'It's carpal tunnel syndrome. You're going to have to quit your job working the bleep button for the Jerry Springer show.'
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Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.
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'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
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Pushing Man Bookshelf
'I've been here 26 years. You can't just push me out that door!'
Teachers hampered by testing.
Liquor Store: Lean to Open.
Automatic swing machine
'Once,just once, I'd like to come to work and not have to deal with all the pushing and shoving...'
'What is it, Lassie? Is Timmy in the well?'
Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.
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'How To Lose That Ugly Fat Fast'.
'I warned you, Harrison.'
'Hey! I said 'You've got mail!'.'
'What exactly is the latest on the assisted suicide debate...'
Doors marked 'push' and 'shove'
Differences between Bush and Obama
I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.
'Take all the time you want, but hurry whenever you get the chance.'