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"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."
Tags:snob, snobs, snobbery, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, call waiting, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, trade up, trades up, trading up, hold out, holding out, better option, better options, putdown, putdowns, put-down, put-downs, option, options
First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'
"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."
"You've let more than your Met membership slip, haven't you, Lorna?"
Tags:letting it slip, let slip, let go, losing, losing it, art, art galleries, middle-class, middle-classes, middle class, middle classes, cocktails, cocktail, drinks, drink, spiteful, spiteful comments, denigrate, denegrating, pettiness, petty comments, put-down, put down, put-downs, put downs, middle-class put-downs, middle class put down, frenemies, rivelry, friendship, friends
"Hey, four eyes!"
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
Tags:turkey, turkeys, bird, birds, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, roast, roasts, roasting, comedy roast, comedy roasts, comedy roasting, misunderstanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstandings, holiday, holidays, holiday season, holiday seasons, thanksgiving turkey, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, feast, feasts, thanksgiving, celebration, celebrations, insult, insults, put-down, put-downs, putdown, putdowns
"If you weren't so funny all the time, I'd probably laugh more often."
Tags:date, dating, dates, bad date, bad dates, dating disaster, funny, joke, jokes, comedian, witticism, witty, wit, put-down, put-downs, denigrate, denigrates, try-hard, bad jokes, class clown, clowns, bad relationship, bitterness, argument, argue, argues, marriage, married couple, old married couple, bickering, bicker
"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."
"I see you went to my safety school."
"Just a word to the wise, and Gary..."
Tags:idiom, idioms, word to the wise, wisdom, intellect, intellects, wise, wisdom, wisdoms, intelligence, advice, information, work, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, employees, manager, management, break room, office, insult, insulting, competence, put-down, lunch, coworkers, gary
'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'
'True but only in practice, not in principle.'
'Does a butterfly remember being a caterpillar?'
"I would take you up on your offer to have a glass of wine, but I've heard that it shouldn't be consumed with a depressant."
Tags:put down, put-down, put downs, put-downs, antidepressant, antidepressants, prescription, prescriptions, drug, medication, medications, depression, brush off, brush offs, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, wine, wines, side-effect, side-effects, mental health, mental state, singles, singles bar, singles bars
'Have you noticed the many small ways your brother puts his wife down?'
'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'
"Gracie, would you describe me as a stud?"
"You know, Baldo, I feel comfortable around you."
"I just thought I'd come over to say...you know...you look, like...totally different! Like...totally hot."
Tags:baldo, smiley, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex, exes, former girlfriend, former girlfriends, move on, moves on, moving on, breakup, breakups, breaking up, change of identity, changing identity, changing identities, chance encounter, chance encounters, jealous, jealousy, put-down, put-downs, subtle put-down, subtle put-downs
"Do you believe fish is brain food?"
'He's a master of the cruel put down.'
"This next song is about working for the woman."
'Have you been in there for the sake of your health?'
Mrs Miggins wept as the vet began to put her cat down - vet calling the cat names.
The Misunderstandings of Martin Stupid: Martin and the Vet.