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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
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"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"
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"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
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Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.
Hole in forty-seven.
"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"
Golf puns - Delivery Service
"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."
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'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'
"Now say 'aaaahh'. That's good. We'll have a look in those ears right after I sink this putt."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor stereotype, doctor stereotypes, medical stereotype, medical stereotypes, gp, gps, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, physical, physicals, healthcare, health care, putter, putters, putting
"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golfs, putt, putting, putter, putters, green, golfing green, golf green, bogey, par, difficult lie, difficult lies, difficult putt, difficult putts, hard putt, hard putts, difficult green, difficult greens, hard level of difficulty, level of difficulty, bogies, tough lie
"And again in front of the hole!"
Tags:golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, divot, divots, inconsiderate, thoughtless, rude, rudeness, etiquette, bad etiquette, golfer etiquette, golf etiquette, poor etiquette, in front of the hole, in front of the pin, in front of the flag, putting etiquette, putt, putts, putter, putters, in the way, standing in the way
Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf cart, golf carts, technology, modern technology, cheating, cheater, cheaters, golf club, golf clubs, putter, putters, golf ball, golf balls, machine, machines, gold course, golf courses, golf green, golf greens, lazy, laziness, lazy golfer, lazy golfers, modern life
'Looks like he choked. Probably thinking too much.'
"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."
"No, not yet."
Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.
If golfers were honest with themselves.
'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'
Your sword is not in yet. Meanwhile, here is a nice Excalibur putter.
'I still can't believe I let you talk me into 1500 square feet of Augusta Green.'
'Hey! I have some serious money riding on this putt.'
'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'