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"Her fried squash blooms were leathery."
"Say - are you that writer I keep not hearing anything about?"
'You're not living up to your potential!'
"I do think your problems are serious, Richard. They're just not very interesting."
'Dear me, my hubby and our horse were involved in a dreadful accident. . . I was only allowed to put down the horse!'
'Didn't I have you put down last week?'
"You know, Baldo, I feel comfortable around you."
"My boyfriend is lazy, cheap and a total control freak...but I never say anything bad about him."
'Whoohoo, you've got the job! Just sign this little contract clause. It says that when you're too old to fit our company's young, healthy and fancy image, you agree to get put down.'
'Would you kindly not dig holes in my field? I could break a leg, and we both know what that means...'
"It's a difficult condition to treat. If it was a simple thing like a broken leg, I'd probably just shoot you."
Vet's car has broken down and he shoots it.
Mrs Miggins wept as the vet began to put her cat down - vet calling the cat names.
'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'
The Misunderstandings of Martin Stupid: Martin and the Vet.
'Come on Morty, it's time to put you to sleep - bed! I meant bed!'
'I wish you wouldn't say 'a fool and his money are soon parted'...you shouldn't put yourself down that way.'
"Grab your coat, you've pulled a muscle."
Pat's husband didn't understand the concept of putting the seat down.