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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
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A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfs, golfer, golfers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, ruminant, ruminants, cud, chew, chewing, chews, off putting, putting off, putt, putting, putts, putted, putter, putters, hole, holes, golf ball, chewing his cud, sick, digestion, digesting, food, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, funny story, funny stories, dinner party, dinner parties, conversation, conversations, conversation starter, conversation starters, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, hilarious, colon, eat, eats, eating, put off, puts off, putting off, gross, gross story, gross stories, disgusting story, disgusting stories
"Should we have lunch first?"
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Tags:lunch break, lunch breaks, skive, skives, skiving, worry, worries, worrying, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, worker, workers, daily grind, daily grinds, office drone, office drones, drone, drones, impatient, impatience, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, put off, puts off, putting off, listless, depressed, depression, workday, workdays, average day, average days, everyday, office worker, office workers, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
The Fierce Urgency of Now
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Watch that always reads: 'Later'.
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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."
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"Accepting change involves more than changing the 'Managing Change' meeting to next month!"
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"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."
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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."
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The Check in the Mail
Tags:solar system, the solar system, check, checks, check in the mail, lucky, get lucky, getting luck, winning money, unlucky, unlikely, improbable, remote, remote chance, remote chances, checks in the mail, in debt, debt, debtor, debtors, put-off, put off, putting off, putting-off, damage limitation, idiom, idioms, saying sayings, space, planet, planets
'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'
"Harold, you have to stop turning the divorce papers into rabbits. Just sign them and move on."
Tags:magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, divorce papers, signing, avoiding, avoid, deflect, deflecting, putting off, put off
"Wow! I pray I look that good at sixty."
"I'll get back to you later."
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You can kiss me later
"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."
"You won't achieve a thing if you keep on procrastinating."
'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'
Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'