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'Something's come up that isn't covered in the security guard's handbook.'
"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"
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How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
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'I think I see what the problem is, but I'll send you down for some X-rays just to make sure.'
'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'
Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.
A big snake swallows Saint Patrick
"No, I get it. At some point, every friend I've ever had needs to take a break from me."
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"And that would be little Susan."
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Happy Birthday, Bimba
Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.
'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'
'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'
"The pet shop owner told me it was just a harmless garter snake."
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'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'
Python waiting in Veterinary surgery
"Well, looks like it caught him unaware."
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"You're always treating me like a baby."
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A man who is having his toe pinched by a lobster dreams he is being strangled by a python.
"Typical, I can't see the snake for all this darn foliage!"
'Oh no, how will I be able to Instagram this?'
Amber always kept her python, Howie, in her purse.