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'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'
'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'
'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'
When I asked you to expand your belt channel I was thinking more of energy than elastic...
Kevin suspected he had Dragon Sickness
Christmas Eve, and Rudolph leads the other reindeer in a Qi Gong session charging his nose with Qi to maintain its customary glow in the process.
Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'
Dracula reading fang shui.
"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."