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Trump's Other Doctors
Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
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Duck visits the dentist,
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
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"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."
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A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
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"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
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'Mm hmm...And could you describe this feeling of isolation, using, say... one seven-letter word?'
Quiet for the shot.
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"You're doing remarkably well considering I'm a 'Quack'."
"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
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"How about this line?"
Tags:optician, opticians, eye test, eye tests, line, lines, wrong, unprofessional, quack, quacks, look the wrong way, test, tests, testing, tested, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, eye, eyes, medical practitioner, medical practitioners, medical diagnosis, medical diagnoses, eye doctor, eye doctors, vision test, vision tests
"Each of us harbors a secret fear he'll be unmasked as a fake, a fraud, a charlatan."
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'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'
"I can see this meeting is going nowhere."
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Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
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"You're in luck. I'm a quack."
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"That bump in the middle of your face - I get rid of those."
"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"
"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."
'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.