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Trump's Other Doctors
Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
Tags:cleanse, cleanses, cleansing, master cleanse, lemonade cleanse, fad diet, fad diets, charlatan, charlatans, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, capitalist, capitalist, capitalists, juice cleanse, juice cleanses, gimmick, gimmicks, health food, healthy eating, healthy life, healthy living, quack, quacks, diet, diets, dieting
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, cauldron, cauldrons, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, potion, potions, spell, spells, magic, magic spell, magic spells, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, scientific method, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, science, know better, knows better, quack, quacks
Duck visits the dentist,
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
Tags:subway, subways, subway ad, subway ads, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, representation, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, lawsuit, lawsuits, frivolous lawsuit, frivolous lawsuits, doctor, doctors, quack, quacks, remedy, remedies, crossover, crossovers, physician, physicians, meeting, meetings, meeting of the minds
A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, med school, medical school, certificate, certificates, diploma, diplomas, education, school, schools, schooling, training, equivalency, credential, credentials, questionable, suspicious, suspect, quack, quacks, quackery, medical training
"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
Tags:sucker, suckers, gullible, naive, naivete, incompetent, incompetence, rip-off, ripped off, ripping off, aromatherapy, quack, quacks, quackery, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, three card monte, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, gullibility, believing, believing mind, believing minds, believing brain, believing brains
'Mm hmm...And could you describe this feeling of isolation, using, say... one seven-letter word?'
"You're doing remarkably well considering I'm a 'Quack'."
Quiet for the shot.
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, quack, quacks, quacking, noise, noises, noisy, quiet, quieten, quietens, silence, silences, silenced, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, tee, tees, shot, shots, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, swing, swings, winging, swung, sign, signs, etiquette, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Each of us harbors a secret fear he'll be unmasked as a fake, a fraud, a charlatan."
Tags:charlatan, fake, fake news, fraud, quack, quacks, sham, con artist, con artists, unmasked, found out, unprofessional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, impostor, impostors
'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'
"I can see this meeting is going nowhere."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, quack, quacks, duck, ducks, yes man, yes men, vote, votes, board vote, board votes, productivity, unproductive, echo chamber, echo chambers, incompetent, incompetence, communication, bad communication, business speak, business talk, business jargon, quackery, dishonest, dishonesty, corrupt, corruption
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, psychic, psychics, tarot reading, palm reader, tarot readers, palm readers, predicting the future, seeing the future, telling the future, fraud, fraudster, fraudters, quack, quacks, charlatan, lack of foresight, foresight, no foresight, forethought, no forethought, lack of planning, funny signs, funny sign, bad sign, bad signs
"You're in luck. I'm a quack."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, quack, quacks, animal, animals, bird, birds, duck, ducks, bad doctor, bad doctors, false, fake, pretending, pretender, pretenders, fraud, medical fraud, medical malpractice, malpractice
"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"
"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."
'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.
Medical School Equivalency Diploma
Tags:doctor, doctors, quack, quacks, ominous, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, worry, worries, worrying, worrying sign, worrying signs, diploma, diplomas, equivalency test, equivalency tests, proficiency test, proficiency tests, med school, medical school, crash course, crash courses, train, trains, training course, training courses, cheap, graduate, graduates, graduated, graduation, graduations, credentials, credentialed
Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'
"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."
'One of the great things about homeopathy is that because the remedies don't actually do anything there's no need to worry about nasty side effects.'