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Trump's Other Doctors
Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
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Duck visits the dentist,
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, cauldron, cauldrons, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, potion, potions, spell, spells, magic, magic spell, magic spells, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, scientific method, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, science, know better, knows better, quack, quacks
Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
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"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."
Tags:essential oil, essential oils, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers, medical science, medical scientist, medical scientists, medical advance, medical advancement, medical advancements, mother, mothers, motherhood, pseudoscience, pseudoscientist, pseudeoscientist, pseudo-scientist, pseudo-scientists, pseudosciences, aromatherapy, aromatherapist, aromatherapists, hippy, hippies, aromatherapies, hipster, hipsters, alternative medicine, quack, quacks, modern life, modern motherhood
"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
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Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
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'Mm hmm...And could you describe this feeling of isolation, using, say... one seven-letter word?'
"You're doing remarkably well considering I'm a 'Quack'."
Quiet for the shot.
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"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
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"Each of us harbors a secret fear he'll be unmasked as a fake, a fraud, a charlatan."
Tags:charlatan, fake, fake news, fraud, quack, quacks, sham, con artist, con artists, unmasked, found out, unprofessional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, impostor, impostors
'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'
"I can see this meeting is going nowhere."
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Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, psychic, psychics, tarot reading, palm reader, tarot readers, palm readers, predicting the future, seeing the future, telling the future, fraud, fraudster, fraudters, quack, quacks, charlatan, lack of foresight, foresight, no foresight, forethought, no forethought, lack of planning, funny signs, funny sign, bad sign, bad signs
"That bump in the middle of your face - I get rid of those."
"You're in luck. I'm a quack."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, quack, quacks, animal, animals, bird, birds, duck, ducks, bad doctor, bad doctors, false, fake, pretending, pretender, pretenders, fraud, medical fraud, medical malpractice, malpractice
"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"
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Medical School Equivalency Diploma
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Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'
"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."
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