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'All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!'
"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"
Tags:competition, free market, free markets, competitor, competitors, laissez-faire, laissez-faire economics, is there a doctor in the house, private medicine, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, managed competition, doctor, doctors, privatized, privatization, privatised, privatisation, healthcare, health care, injury, injuries, play, plays, profit motive, profit motives, qualification, qualifications, qualified
"I trust him - he has a science background."
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, wizard, magic, magician, potion, magic potion, cauldron, cook, cooking, poison, animals, animal rights, black magic, science, scientists, scientist, experiment, experiments, laboratory, lab, qualifications, unqualified, qualified, trust, trustworthy, skills, background skills
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing, cv, resume, resumes, qualified, qualification, qualifications, employment, employment history, employability, regrets, regret
"On my home planet, I was a deity."
Tags:alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, exploited, exploitation, exploitative, exploits, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, hire down, hired down, disadvantage, disadvantaged, disadvantages, disadvantaging, qualified, qualification, qualifications, qualifies, taxi, taxi driver, taxi drivers, service, service worker, service workers, workforce, educated workforce, work force, educated, educated work force, home, homes, quality of life, comment, commentary, critique, critical, critic
'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
"To what do I owe this honor?"
Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
'My particular skill set is mismanaging risk. There seems to be a plethora of people with that skill set.'
"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."
Tags:food, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, talking, speaking, carrot, carrots, pear, pears, ginger root, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, promoted, qualified, qualifications
"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."
Tags:business, businesses, new employee, new employees, introduction, introductions, introduces, introduce, prisoner, prisoners, ex-convict, ex-convicts, minimum security, minimum-security, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, reassured, correctional facility, correctional facilities, criminal record, criminal records, reputation, reputations, qualified, qualification, previous employment, previous employer
Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.
The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, tooth fairy, tooth fairies, employment, seeking employment, unemployment, job search, temp work, temporary work, business, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, hr company, hr companies, human resource company, human resource companies, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment agency, recruitment agencies, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualified, qualification, qualification, experience, previous experience, pickpocket, pickpockets, stealing
"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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'You seem to have ALL the qualities we're looking for, Mr. Burke. You're not real, but we'll just have to work around that.'
'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'
'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'
'Sure it's a partnership, Elwood, but it's a limited partnership, and you're the one who's limited.'
"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."
"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
Tags:made man, made men, liberal arts, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mob, mobster, mobsters, liberal arts, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, education, importance of education, college education, college educated, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualify, qualified, unqualified, expectations, high expectations, criminal, criminals
'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'
"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
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'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'
"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
Tags:genius, geniuses, slacker, slackers, slacking, brag, brags, bragging, reputation, reputations, qualified, compliment, compliments, complimenting, review, reviews, reviewing, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, acclaim, acclaimed, critical acclaim, critically acclaimed, gossip, gossips, gossiping, immodest, modesty, humble, humility, arrogant, arrogance