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"On my home planet, I was a deity."
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Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.
"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."
"I forgot to say I was breast-fed."
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'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'
'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'
'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'
"That's not how we go about filling a C.E.O. position."
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"Let's see... talked on cell phone in restaurant."
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'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'
"I see here on your resume you're my daughter's husband."
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"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"
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"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."
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'Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I'll just go grab that beer for you now...'
Graduation cap is oversized compared to the number of jobs.
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"As you can see, I'm a fully qualified sheep dog with first aid and fire warden certificates. I'll take good care of you..."
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"Well, this all checks out, when can you start?"
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'It's an addition. I qualified for a home improvemnt loan.'
'Due to the new goverment regs, you'll have to fill out these forms to see if you qualify for the businessman's lunch.'
'Aside from being a jackass, is there anything else that would qualify you for a position in management?'
'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'
'It would help if you updated your resume.'
'We're sending in several members of our elite small-talk for tonight's cocktail party.'
'He has a degree from the top party school in the country.'
'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!