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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'
'This confession may be recorded for quality assurance.'
"Transfer Brainard to the mail room. He suggested we save costs by outsourcing our quality assurance activities to our customers."
"It was a stroke of pure genius to put the bear in charge of quality control!"
"To be honest, the hardest part was the ISO certification."
Tags:quality control, quality assurance, qc, iso, iso 9000, iso 9001, inspection, product testing, project management, sqc, tqc, quality management, construction, pyramids, egypt, certification, standards, regulation, regulations, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, construction, construction project, construction projects
"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."
Man hiding under office desk
'A regulatory body is here to see you!'
Tags:quality control, quality assurance, oxymoron, juxtaposition, ineptitude, incompetence, not practicing what you preach, physician heal thyself, hypocrisy, double standards, poor workmanship, botch job, botched job, quality control failure, quality control lapse, oversight, mistake, error, lapse, qc failure, management system, quality control system, management systems, quality control systems, management system failure, quality control system failure, failure, mismanagement
A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'
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"You know how I feel about sampling!"
'Your call is monitored for quality assurance, anyone who stays on hold for 15 minutes is a loser - so we're hanging up!'
'The following ocean sounds are monitored for quality assurance. . .'
'When that automated message says, 'Your call may be monitored for quality assurance,' it's to keep the quality of our customer service low.'
'This visit may be monitored for the quality assurance purposes...'
'It all began when my call was monitored for quality assurance purposes.'
"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."
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"Remember the good old days, when being busy was enough? All this new emphasis on productivity, quality control and measurable outcomes is making my head spin!"
Tags:business, management, productive, productivity, efficient, efficiency, measure, measurement, measurable outcome, measurable outcomes, outcome, outcomes, quality, control, quality control, assurance, quality assurance, jargon, bee, bees, honey, honeybee, honeybees, nature, pollen, pollenate, pollinator, environment, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, busy bee, busy bees