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"It's all string theory to me."
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WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'
"If it's all random, why are you always here?"
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The Yearly News
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"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"
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'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'
"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."
Schrodinger's cat flap
"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"
"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
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"I'm catching up on my inertia."
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Bingo's Time Out - Part Two
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Schrodinger's Black Box
"Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously."
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"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."
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Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.
Tonite 5-8: Is string theory bullshit?
'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'
"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."
'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'
Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.
"I guess that's quantum entanglement."
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