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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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Pop-up ad in front of a cartoon.
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"You call yourselves a demographic?"
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'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'
"87% of the 56% who completed more than 23% of the survey thought it was a complete waste of time."
'It's a questionnaire asking why you're interested in early retirement.'
Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.
"Oh my, everybody you mentioned would make a great President."
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"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
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SURVEYS-R-US: "87% of the 56% who completed more than 23% of the survey thought it was a waste of time."
"How did you hear about us?"
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"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureacracy."
"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."
"Peut-on rire de tout?"
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"Just one more question: Do you think Mario Cuomo is too thin-skinned to go all the way?"
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'It's an internet survey asking if there are too many internet surveys.'
"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"
Tags:survey, surveys, political survey, political surveys, opinion poll, opinion polls, market research, researcher, researchers, researching, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, questionnaire, questionnaires, pollster, pollsters, feedback, constructive criticism, consumer research, consumer feedback, clipboard, clipboards, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, time-waster, time-wasters
'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'
'It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy!'
"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, fulfilment, fulfillment, worker, workers, surveyor, surveyors, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, interview, interviews, opinion, opinions, shopping experience, personal, customer, customers, shipping, modern life
'There's never an option that reflects exactly what I want to say.'