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'Objection overruled. Answer the bloody question.'
"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureacracy."
Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'
'I'm part of the drug culture. All I ask is that you respect cultural diversity.'
"I'm advising my client not to answer any more questions, or to even make eye contact."
'It doesn't look good! The prosecutor and the jury foreman are high-fiving.'
'When on the stand, keep your answers short, to the point, and in the form of a question.'
During the high speed police chase, my client wore his seat belt and had a valid inspection sticker displayed on the stolen car.
Question Mark Picture.
Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'
Question my integrity, $10.
'It is our duty as scientists to question everything.' 'Says who?'
"I just think it's worth questioning -- are we mating for life because we want to, or because we've been socialized by all those nature documentaries?"
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'According to our legal gobbledygook, Dr. Rojak, your psychobabble just doesn't hold up.'
A judge talks about sentencing...
'After extensive plea-bargaining, I got you twenty years plus a nice set of tires.'
'Looks like your only hope is that the jury will drown in all of the evidence against you.'
'Would you call yourself a reliable witness?' 'Who said that?'
'Imagine yourselves in my client's position. If YOU were a vicious young thug, can you HONESTLY say you would have behaved differently?'
The jury let me off for insanity? All 12 of them?
Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)
"Once you feel better, the cops want to ask a few questions about the accident." (patient has escaped out of the window).
You really like asking questions, don't you?
'If you haven't done anything wrong, why did you hire a lawyer?'
'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'