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'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'
"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, forensics, mystery, mysteries, crime, murder, murders, dead, death, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, hurry up, quick, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, remote controller, remote controllers, controller, controllers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., lying on, on top of, lying, face down, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, angry, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, love, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, courtship, courting, wedding, weddings, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, proposing, proposal, proposals, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, engagement, engagements, engaged, short, quick, fast, moving fast, whirlwind, first meeting, romance, romantic, introduction, introductions, soul mate, soul mates, love at first sight, falling in love, modern life
'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, greyhound, greyhounds, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, rabbit, rabbits, catch, catches, caught, catching, catcher, catchers, quick, fast, speedy, hold on, holds on, holding on, excite, excites, excited, excitement, excitements, joy, joys, joyful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Super Bran Flakes.
In 'n out lung transplant.
Tags:fatigue, run, running, runs, ran, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, tired, tiring, out of breath, breath, breathing, breathes, lung, lungs, transplant, transplants, transplanting, in n out, quick, quicker, refresh, refreshing, refreshed, going to extremes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"That was fast."
Tags:response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spirit
"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride, brides, groom, grooms, getting married, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, machine, machines, technology, music, wedding music, new age, traditional, modern weddings, modern marriage, convenient, 24-hour, 24 hour, quick, instant, immediate, wedding planning, vegas wedding, wedding chapel, wedding chapels, modern, modern life
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
Tags:speed, speeding, speeds, speed limit, speed limits, driving laws, law, laws, legal, limit, limits, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, crash, crashing, crashes, car crash, car crashes, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, drive, driving, driven, drives, sign, signs, fast, faster, quick
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
Tags:dragon, dragons, cook, cooking, microwave, microwaves, microwaving, metal, metals, knight, knights, armor, protected, protection, heat, heats, heating, nose, noses, nostril, nostrils, old, fashion, fashioned, quick, quickly, warn, warns, warning, warnings, tradition, traditional, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
Tags:appliance, appliances, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, fix, fixes, fixer, fixers, cold, calls, call, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, hang, hangs, talk, talking, fast, fast, quick, quickly, breath, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Snap judgements, today only."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, judgement, judgements, justice, ruling, rulings, decision, decisions, snap, quick, bad idea, bad ideas, undemocratic, modern life
"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
'Would you prefer a quick termination or a slow, painful phaseout?'
"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
Tags:fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fastfood outlet, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, speed, speedy, quick, fast, contradiction, contradictions, irony, ironic, eating out, eat out, dining out, patience, being patient, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, takeaway, takeaways, chips, fries, speedy fast
"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."
Tags:fast food, hot, hot food, order, orders, restaurant, restaurants, waitress, waitresses, waiter, waiters, wait staff, contradiction, contradictions, slow food, slow food movement, contradictory, artisan, artisans, artisanal, quick, expectant, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, avocado, avocados, avocado toast, fruits and vegetables, ripe, ripeness, food, quick, rush, don't know what to do, confused, confusion, panic, panicked, omg, oh my god, kitchen, kitchens, cooking, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, meal preparation, food preparation, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern cuisine, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
'Come on, is there anything you can do quickly?'
'Don't worry... I know a shortcut.'
"But I've got to move fast—I'm only a twenty-four-hour virus."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, date, dates, dating, moving, fast, quick, germ, germs, virus, viruses, science, biology, twenty-four hours, 24 hours, sick, sickness, ill, illness, disease, diseases, flu, cold, colds, influenza, limited time, medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, virology, virologist, virologists, cdc, center for disease contol and prevention