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'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'
"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
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Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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'Don't worry... I know a shortcut.'
"Run like a bunny and give this to Peterson."
Robot Office Tasks
"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."
Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush
"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"
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Express queue at Lapland.
"As we say in cowboy country, get 'er done."
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Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.
"They threw me out - I was ordering too slow."
'It slipped... Next!!'
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'Dewey! Warm up the pitcher.'
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Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.
'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!
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Man says to disappearing waiter: 'Maybe you'd better make that instant coffee' as an elephant is about to drop onto his head.
"Well ...yes . The side effect of hair loss can be rather abrupt !
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'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'
'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'
'How do you say pronto in your language?'
'Maybe there's a way we can get married on the internet.'