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"The sharp quills protect me from creditors."
The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Tags:death, dying, mortal wound, mortally wounded, weapon, weapons, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, fight, fights, fighting, sword, swords, pen, pens, quill, quills, strength, stabbed, stab, stabbing, wrong, incorrect, the pen is mightier than the sword, adage, adages, figure of speech, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"I don't think that it's going to work out between us."
John Hancock practices his signature
I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!
Victim of your own writings.
Ostrich Feather Revenge
'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'
Tags:dog, porcupine, procupines, hedgehog, hedgehogs, dogs, needle phobia, needle phobias, needle fear, needle fears, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, wildlife, quill, quills, shots, injection, injections, vaccination, vaccinations, inoculation, inoculations, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
'Somebody spiked the punch!'
'Dang! Another one popped! Maybe we shouldn't have balloons for Spike's birthday.'
Have you tried this hip new beer, churchkey? It comes in a completely sealed can - you need an opener to drink it.
Free Hugs Porcupine
'I understand you've been with the company for a number of years?'
"In retrospect, the trampoline park was a bad idea!"
Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.
"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"
A quill pen in case the computer crashes.
"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."
"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why â�¦ after the break!"
How the Mayans chose the date of the Apocalypse.
Tags:apocalypse, date, dates, calendar, calendars, mayan, mayans, ink, quill, quills, aztec, aztecs, headdress, feather, feathers, month, months, year, years, end of the world, finish, end, prediction, predictions, chose, choose, choosing, chosen, decide, decision, decided, empire, empires, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Kevin is always needling me, Mom."
Tags:porcupine, porcupines, hedgehog, hedgehogs, wildlife, brother, brothers, sisters, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, tease, teases, teasing, needle, needles, quill, quills, needling, wind up, wind ups, wind-up, wind-ups, windup, windups, bully, bullies, family life, family-life, bullying