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"Not the real you? Well, of course it's not the real you. The real you is bald."
'What do you call two fat people having a chat?'
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ego, egos, individual, individuals, individuality, unique, uniqueness, mother, mothers, motherly advice, mom, moms, mum, mums, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, sense of humour, sense of humor, old joke, old jokes, pun, puns, quip, quips, quipping, double entendre'What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.'
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joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, sense of humour, sense of humor, old joke, old jokes, pun, puns, quip, quips, quipping, double entendre, dam, dams, fish, fishes, marine animal, marine animals'Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!'
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Guided Missile
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