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"He seems to be fine with the quirk quellers
'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'
"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"
If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know.
"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"
"See - when interest rates go down, stocks go up. And when rates go up, stocks go down. Except when they don't."
"Dave is clearly the man for the job - he's smart, creative, insightful and has an endearing habit of talking about himself in the 3rd person."
"Please, could you lose the hindsight, just for today?"
"Sure, Doc. You can keep my old floss for your collection..."
'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'
"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."
'Mind changing these blue tablets-they clash with my red handbag.'
"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"
"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."
The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."