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Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'
Wean yourself off self-help books.
'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'
'First, I had a frog in my throat. Then I had butterflies in my stomach - and now, a cat has got my tongue, I quit.'
'I'm resigning due to fiscal mismanagement...so my last act as CEO is to give myself a big severance package.'
'Why did you leave your last job?'
'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'
If all else fails, give up.
Man with all kinds of patches to quit things (smoking, alcohol, drugs, coffee, and fun).
'This is his first year as a non-smoker.'
'Kellmeyer just put in his two week notice.'
Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.
'I can't go on being the mascot for a losing team after all, I've got my pride.'
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'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'
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Just quit smoking.
'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'
Rick Perry Quits the Presidential Election.
'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'
'Not for what I'm getting paid!'
'You can't fire me, I quit!'
'Still not smoking, Tony?'
'I guarantee THIS nicotine patch will work!'
'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'
'What does surrender mean?'