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"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."
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"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
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"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."
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'You need to stop smoking. It's really not that hard. I've done it myself several times.'
"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."
"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."
"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."
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"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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"I've decided to leave my family to devote more time to myself."
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"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"
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"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."
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"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."
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Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'
'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'
"I've decided to leave the company. Could I have my soul back?"
"My God! There goes middle management."
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"I'm trying to quit Twitter."
"I'll quit when it stops being fun."
'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
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'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'
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Malcolm was never serious about getting help,
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"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"
'They never quit, do they?'
"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."
"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."