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'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
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'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'
'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'
Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'
'We expanded the name to satisfy all interest groups.'
"No one will take me seriously in these shoes."
'I hope it doesn't feel like prying...but HR insist, we've got quotas to fill! You aren't buy any chance black or lesbian are you?'
"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."
"What kind of diversity is this? We're all minorities here."
'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'
Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."
"I only missed one rodent quota!"
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"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"
"We want a woman to join the board and we all agree you're our an, Ms Adams."
We're sorry, but the party you've dialed uses caller I.Q. Please try again when you are smarter.
"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."
'I've heard nets are safest if you swim right into them...Cod Psychology if you ask me.'
"...and here I was...only just getting used to being paid for NOT doing things."
'Sorry, guys, but I'm behind on my parking ticket quota.'
Fishermen complain about new quota.
"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."
'Time to gobble up today's quota of fish oil.'
'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'
'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'
'Mistake! Mistake! We've got quotas to fill, budgets to consider, and you keep going on about one lousy mistake!'