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'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
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'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'
'We expanded the name to satisfy all interest groups.'
"No one will take me seriously in these shoes."
'I hope it doesn't feel like prying...but HR insist, we've got quotas to fill! You aren't buy any chance black or lesbian are you?'
"What kind of diversity is this? We're all minorities here."
'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'
Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."
"I only missed one rodent quota!"
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"...and here I was...only just getting used to being paid for NOT doing things."
Fishermen complain about new quota.
'Sorry, guys, but I'm behind on my parking ticket quota.'
'As our new Sales Associate, you'll be on straight commission plus unemployment.'
"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."
'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'
'Time to gobble up today's quota of fish oil.'
'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'
'Mistake! Mistake! We've got quotas to fill, budgets to consider, and you keep going on about one lousy mistake!'
"We're trying to achieve better gender balance"
'So you got dumped. So what? There are plenty more fish in the sea.' ''Yeah? The why did they introduce quotas?'
'Don't play hard to get, kiddo -- I've got a quota to meet!'
'I got one this small.'
'I haven't reached my targets...'
If you want to get rid of future smarmy refugee sons like me, vote Conservative!