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'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'
"Son, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, though probably not a jockey, because that would be weird."
The real victim...
'I want to win as much as he does: I don't understand why he thinks it helps to whip me!'
'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'
'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'
"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."
"I specially lowered the horse but it didn't run faster..."
"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."
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Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?
Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.
Paul Revere Race
'You don't stand a chance. I'm loaded with cheetah genes.'
Horse race - glue
'I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word, last.'
'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'
'You seem certain he'll win the second race. Yes, because he's in the first race.'
'Don't you think I should at least get a no-claims bonus? None of my horses have ever won.'
Carrying the jockey.
'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'
'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'
'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'
'That's our vet, leading the ride!'
'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'
Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.