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"Oh, God, now they'll all start."
Tags:herd, herds, herd mentality, her mentalities, pack, packs, pack mentality, pack mentalities, howl, howls, howling, wolf, wolves, wild dog, wild dogs, dog, dogs, sing, sings, singing, pub, pubs, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barkeeper, barkeepers, nuisance, nuisances, racket, rackets, noisy, off-key, singalong, singalongs, annoyance, annoyances, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"
'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'
"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"
'Advantage' (Tennis player has huge racket).
"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'
"Anyone for tennis?"
Anyone for tennis?
'Could you help me on my grunting.'
"What?! You said court-appropriate attire!"
Tags:court, courts, courtrooms, trial, trials, lawyer, courtroom, tennis, sports, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, court of law, court, tennis outfit, tennis costume, tennis costumes, tennis, courts, outfit, outfits, racket, rackets, miscommunication, communication, problems, inappropriate, clothing, legal
"Care to make it interesting?"
Tags:bull, bulls, horn, horns, bull horn, bulls horns, bull's horns, bull horns, bulls' horns, cow, cows, tennis, totem tennis, tether tennis, bet, bets, betting, wager, wagers, ball game, ball games, play, playing, racket, rackets, playtime, play time, playtimes, play times, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, recess, compete, competing, competition, challenge, challenger, challenges, challengers, challenging
"I couldn't find my safety glasses."
Tags:tennis, off-season, off season, off-seasons, off seasons, tennis season, tennis seasons, winters, hibernations, hibernate, hibernates, bear, grizzly, grizzlies, winter, bears, caves, tennis racquet, racquet sports, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, racket, rackets, professional athlete, professional athletes
"I take it your £780 titanium shafted raquet with carbon fibre cross section and nano tube strings didn't help you win your match!"
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
'You've been charged with racketeering. How do you plead?'
Tags:racket, rackets, racketeer, racketeers, racketeering, judge, judges, judged, judging, court, court, tennis, player, players, badminton, squash, sportsman, sportsmen, sports man, sports men, plead, pleads, pleading, pleaded, criminal, criminals, defendant, defendants, accuse, accuses, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:sweatband, sweatbands, tennis, player, players, compare, compares, comparing, compared, comparison, comparisons, slip, slips, slipping, slipped, slippery, difference, differ, differs, differences, sweat band, sweat bands, racket, rackets, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"This one's not from a Nigerian prince, it's from an Egyptian Pharaoh. Could be a pyramid scheme."
Tags:nigerian prince, nigerian princes, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, scam, scams, scamming, bank account, bank accounts, bank account details, pharaoh, pharaohs, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pyramid, pyramids, pyramid scheme, pyramid schemes, fraud, fraudulent, swindle, swindles, swindling, racket, rackets
'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'
'I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'
'This serve will cost him,'
'Why'd you draw Moses holding a tennis racket?'