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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
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"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"
Summer Arrives At Devil's Island
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'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'
"I couldn't find my safety glasses."
"I take it your £780 titanium shafted raquet with carbon fibre cross section and nano tube strings didn't help you win your match!"
'It's an interesting idea, but do they have to grunt so much?'
'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'
'I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'
'This serve will cost him,'
'Why'd you draw Moses holding a tennis racket?'
'You hold the racket like this. . . then drain your spaghetti like this.'
'Want to serve first?'
'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'
'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'
'Nice try, Griggs.'
Prison inmate playing tennis with his ball and chain.
"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"
'Fetch Fetch Fetch'
'It's not doubles. That's his agent back there.'
'Anyone for doubles?'
Man plays swingball with his head.
"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"
"We've got a problem."