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"You can't take a solo after every serve."
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"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"
'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'
"I couldn't find my safety glasses."
"I take it your £780 titanium shafted raquet with carbon fibre cross section and nano tube strings didn't help you win your match!"
'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'
'It's an interesting idea, but do they have to grunt so much?'
'I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'
'Why'd you draw Moses holding a tennis racket?'
'This serve will cost him,'
'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'
'You hold the racket like this. . . then drain your spaghetti like this.'
'Want to serve first?'
'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'
'Nice try, Griggs.'
Prison inmate playing tennis with his ball and chain.
"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"
'Fetch Fetch Fetch'
'It's not doubles. That's his agent back there.'
'Anyone for doubles?'
"These balls are a little flat."
"I'm restringing a racquet, not 'racketeering'!"
"We've got a problem."
"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"
"I've been looking for a relationship with no strings attached."