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"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
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"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
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"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."
"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."
Natural Phenomena of 15-E
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'My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.'
Gas Vs. Electric
'I certainly hope it doesn't take me as long to pay the bill as it did for you to get the part.'
"This dry air is terrible for my sinuses. I'm going back to the sewers."
Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.
A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.
'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'
Radiator pipe extension.
'I'm not coldhearted I'm just cold and I'm leaving you for someone with a furnace.'
"You just have to replace everything else."
'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'
The subtle difference between passive solar hear and active.
'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'
Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -
Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...
Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...
'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'