Radio Programme Cartoons and Comics

"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"

"I don't show up here as much as I'd like, Doctor, but I always try to catch your stuff on the air."

'Hello,'Gardeners' Question Time'?'

'I wish I had eight carefully selected musical discs with me right now.'

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

'I don't need you anymore. I've discovered talk radio!'

'... And now for this week's episode of, 'the fallen arches'.'

I love the Archers

'That was 'Yesterday in Parliament' . . .'

Wake up! Book at bedtime has finished, you can go to bed.

'Is it alright eating it in front of the radio?'

Welcome to Mrs Mugs guide to dieting

Radio 4 Today - "Sidestep this way, minister."

"It's been on 'Today' - a pop singer no one's heard of who had a hit no one remembers has died!"

"You do know you're supposed to say your Thought for the Day out loud?"