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How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.
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"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."
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"A slurry of radioactive high-sulphur antibiotic-resistant carbon, please."
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Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box
'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'
'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'
'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'
"No cause for alarm – we're just checking for radon emissions."
Santa and reindeer all have glowing noses after flying past the factory chimney.
",,,,the bad news is that you're radioactive."
Either we're going to be very rich or we're being exposed to so much radiation that we won't last that long.
Yeah, it's a great place to live: Nice and hot the whole year round...
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
'Peaceful yes - but in the event of war, all we have to do is hurl our radioactive waste at them.'
'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'
Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary
Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.
"So it'll pollute the lake. It will also make the fish glow in the dark when we go night fishing!"
I think I've found the answer.
Ants with nuclear power
"The food is excellent, the silverware is radioactive and the dishes contain lead."
'Our nuclear reactors shut down exactly as they were designed to. We bring good things to life.'
'I'm fine. There's just a chance I was exposed to something.'