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'Before you get upset - maybe he's selling tickets for something.'
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"What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning."
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airline, airlines, airport, airports, air travel, luggage, luggages, baggage, baggages, suitcase, suitcases, flight, flights, airline passenger, airline passengers, flight, flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, tourist, tourists, travel plans, bathroom, restroom, bathrooms, raffle, raffled, claim, baggage claim, baggage claims, luggage claim, lost luggage, lost baggage"Well there's a surprise. For the tenth year running the first prize of a deluxe round-the-world cruise goes to the mayor."
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'Remember to register for the door prize.'
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angel, angels, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, life after death, pearly gates, cloud, clouds, st peter, saint peter, st, peter, register, registered, prize, prizes, prize draw, prize draws, raffle, raffles'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'
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end of the world, saint peter, st peter, saints, saint, angel, angels, angelic, heaven, heavens, heavenly, ticket, tickets, gate, gates, gates of heaven, draw, prize draw, raffle, raffle ticket, raffle tickets, prize, prizes, prized, armageddon, apocalypseGiant Raffle
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'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'
'I've won a fabulous holiday for two, water-skiing, scuba-diving, shark fishing...'
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