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"Mom, are we waterproof or just water-resistant?"
"Arnold, please put on your rubbers - it's raining!"
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"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."
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Stuck out in the storm with Jack Squat.
Flamingo in a poncho
Heron in the coat.
Swan in a trenchcoat.
"What's this?!...I thought spyware was a raincoat and a pair of glasses!"
'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'
Some bow over the rainwear.
'You can never be me.'
'Don't worry about buljet, Mom. His coat is wash and wear.'
'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'
'I didn't want to get my umbrella wet.'
'Is it still raining? Let's put it this way, my waterproof watch is broken.'
'This plastic rain coat is my serge protector.'
101 uses of a dead cat: umbrella.
Can I wear this coat in the rain? Yes. It'll get soaking wet, but you can wear it in the rain.
'At last, an end to that spell of glorious, dry, sunny weather!'
We ran out of little umbrellas.
'I know it's raining out, but don't worry about me. I'm wearing a rubber.'