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"It's about time they settled down and razed a village."
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"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'
Things Not To Tell Your Kid
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"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."
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"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."
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"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
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"I'll see your two and raise you three."
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'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'
"We raise our beef humanely."
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'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'
"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."
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"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"
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"Let me put on my 'working' head."
'All the people you required to take the assertive training course are demanding raises.'
"Give me a child and I will show you the man!"
At home with Harry, the Auctioneer. 'A penny for your thoughts.' 'Who'll give me five - do I hear five?'
"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."
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Madonna finally decided to settle down, buy a farm and raise a few eyebrows.
"It's a card from your insurance company. It says, get well quickly or we'll raise your premiums."
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Gold And American Presidents
'it's a fund-raising letter from Hillary Clinton.'
"Forget about the raise."
"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."